Oh, Lorde

Am I the only fencer who, however briefly, saw the title of "Foil," Weird Al's parody of Lorde's "Royals," and thought he'd written a song about our sport? Well, probably yes. It's a wonderful parody as usual, but if only Al had skipped down in his Mirriam-Webster from definition 3 to definition 5. Then we'd have had ... well ...

... maybe something like this: